That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Oh Robbie, you protect those superficial, apathetic Candy youths like a pink-suited BOSS!
And dude gets punched, stabbed, smooshed by a car, blown up… all to shield a rather vacant looking Kaya Scodelario, who played Effy on UK show Skins!
Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlarious, super fun video for Candy, off of upcoming album Take The Crown, which slams onto the music scene Nov. 5!
We love this upbeat, thoughtful tune, and can't wait to see what other catchy hits Robbie has in store for our waggling ears!