We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
These two lover-ly birds were practically pulling out secret service moves to make sure their wedding treasures remained undiscovered!
While we now all know Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds experienced the most romantic of weddings this past weekend amongst the sun dappled trees of Boone Hall Plantation in Charleston, SC, such extensive measures were taken to make sure NO ONE except those involved would have any idea about the epic sounding occasion.
According to Blake's older brother Jason, he had to hire car rentals from across the United States to avoid suspicion!
"It was amazing. I traveled all around the country and rented cars from out of state to keep it under wraps. I think they did a good job. It was spectacular."
AND it seems all wedding guests were asked to surrender their phones upon arrival, and that the parents of the children from the local First Baptist Church who performed during the ceremony were asked to sign non-disclosure agreements!
Ah well, the secret's out now folks, and we're just aching for more details!
Better yet, we wanna know about the honeymoon! Perhaps they'll just stay at the Boone Hall Plantation and reenact the sopping wet sex scene from The Notebook over and over and over…
IT STILL ISN'T OVER! HA!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]