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Kristen Stewart's Goods Are Fondled By Everyone, But Emma Watson Will More Likely Infect You!

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You can't Google a benign term like "armpit sex" these days without stumbling across a KStew-centric article!

After all her Desperate Housewives-style dramz, it surprised none when MGID deemed Kristen Stewart the most "clickable" celebrity from June to August.

From butchers, to bakers, and even candlestick makers — nobody with an internet connection could help but suck up every bit of info on the straying seductress the internetz had to offer!

Except for Robert Pattinson, of course.

In our imagination fantasy, R-Patz spends the day barebacking white horses or sculpting his five o'clock shadow and he only uses the internet to research crepe recipes or look at pictures of kittens!!

Though not as popular as Bella, our girl Emma Watson was no wallflower!

She won the dubious distinction of most "dangerous" celeb on the 'net!

It turns out 12% of ALL websites claiming to be about Emma She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named are actually just malicious dummy pages designed to infect your computer with a virus or re-direct your browser to something nefarious!

Black magic indeed!

Don't worry, Hermione's harem! You can visit PerezHilton.com for the latest (and safest) news about your favorite gal, Em'!!

[Image via Apega/Ian Wilson/WENN.]

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7 comments to “Kristen Stewart's Goods Are Fondled By Everyone, But Emma Watson Will More Likely Infect You!”

  1. yellowww says – reply to this


    Okkk dont get mad yes im a krisbian and her goodies were not touch by EVERYONE just one other dude! not saying she still aint a bit of a hoe but still it wasnt EVERYBODY!!!!!! kk love her foreves peace out!! :)

  2. Harshita Narsimhan says – reply to this


    Bitch please, Emma isn't as popular as that bitch? Oh hell no, that shit ain't gonna fly with me.

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    Re: Harshita Narsimhan – I'm with you 100%. The only reason KStew was more popular these few months is because she cheated on Robert Pattinson! Emma/Hermione is WAAAAY more popular than Kristen/Bella ANY FREAKING DAY! Perez, you just pop this shit out of your ass, don't you?

  4. KristenManiac says – reply to this


    Love you KS. Emma is nice, but she looks like an innocent virgin. That's cool, I guess. But Kristen looks like she could bang your brains. Yeah, I'm a Krisbian–sort of, after I have a sex change operation and become a Lesbian, maybe she will notice me. Love you KS.

  5. Ester says – reply to this


    Hope neither reads your misleading titles or sites. If only we had worthwhile news on Robert and Kristen! So desperate for real, true, and legit news!!!!! Love you Kristen and Robert. Please come back together! Can't stand this anymore!!!!!

  6. martin says – reply to this


    Emma not as popular as KStew? Pffff Please! Emma is the star of the biggest franchise ever. I hate when people compare HP to Twilight or Hunger Games. I an a fan of all three book series, but nothing will ever come close to HP…It defined an entire generation and will live on forever…Twilight will be forgotten in a couple of years, mark my words! The only reason Kristen is getting so much attention is because she screwed up!

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