Home Videos Photos

Bam Margera's Home Was Broken Into By A Naked, Masturbating Burglar Chick!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueLegal MattersBam MargeraJohnny Knoxville

Bam Margera woke up from a wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!

The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.

While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.

Here's where it gets really hot weird though…

As he was talking to the cops, his not-so-secret admirer had her fingers plunging in and out of her lady parts!

AHH! That's so weird! Totally a scene out of the pornographic version of Fatal Attraction. Bam is just lucky he didn't give in to her advances in case she DID plan on getting to the fatal part!

He ended up throwing her naked butt outside on the lawn before the police even arrived, then she was arrested and is facing charges for burglary, criminal trespass and stalking.

Maybe this was just a stunt gone wrong for the next Jackass movie and it was actually Johnny Knoxville in the best disguise ever! LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Email this  »
The Top 10 Scariest Celebrity Stalker Stories!
90s Fashion Is Taking Over! See The Biggest Style Trends Then AND Now!
Celebrities Accused Of Sexual Misconduct!
Stars Who Started On Soap Operas!
The Real Housewives Who've Had Trouble With The Law!
Celebrity Jobs Before Fame!

12 comments to “Bam Margera's Home Was Broken Into By A Naked, Masturbating Burglar Chick!”

  1. PATTY PANZ says – reply to this


    1

    THEY'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY !!!!

    I WOULD'NT LET MY DOG NEAR THAT SQUEEZY SAND RAT..

    STOP DELUDING YOURSELVES , LOSER GUYS !!!!



  2. 2

    He probably paid the bitch to do it. Bam Margera is a loser; no woman with even half a brain cell would want that piece of trash. He cooked it up for press because no one wants to hire his stupid ass.

  3. katy says – reply to this


    3

    geez some girls have aggressive ways to get guys



  4. 4

    If a man did this to a female celebrity you'd call it an attempted rape but I guess when a male is the victim it's funny? Hmm



  5. 5

    Perez, you HAVE to find this women's mugshot. Pretty pretty please!! LOL



  6. 6

    Where was his wife?

  7. Pettegolare says – reply to this


    7

    Bam and his friends run around on TV in front of cameras, dropping their pants, scaring the living sh.t out of people, messing with them, flashing all their "best parts", smashing and damaging peoples belongings and now he is scared??!? Come on!! How often did he "wake up" his parents with some silly joke, he thought was funny?!? Now someone does exactly what he has been doing for years (and she did it without getting paid!), and he calls the cops and she faces punishment?!? What kind of stupid world is this?!?? I bet any young, just coming out of school, lawyer can get her free, if he just shows the jury some clips of Bam and his behaviour…..



  8. 8

    Re: BeyondAmazing. – Yes we call that hypocrisy and a double standard. Funny enough the ONLY double standard women whine about is how men can sleep around and women can't without being called a whore. But thats silly. The double standards that go against men are much more serious and severe. As this case points out.

    Re: Pettegolare – You're an idiot. Doing that amongst friends and family members when they actually expect something to happen is a whole lot different than a complete stranger breaking into your home while you're asleep.

    The things they break and trash is paid for by them. So they aren't exactly vandalizing peoples property. You're an idiot

  9. MAGNOSKUNK says – reply to this


    9

    B.A.M. ? WHAT IS THAT .. AN ACRONYM : BIG .. APELIKE..MUTTONHEAD …

    NOW , IF BAM HITCHED A RIDE ON A GARBAGE TRUCK , ON-LOOKERS WOULD GASP :

    THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT SHIT IN BAGS !!!!



  10. 10

    Gross!! He is disgusting!



  11. 11

    eww woman these days are really desperate

  12. lynn1973 says – reply to this


    12

    I personally don't see why anyone would want him..He sure isn't what he used to be. he look's like his dad and is totally Gross! While i admit its creepy and uncalled for, I agree he probably set this up..He is after all a complete Jackass lol jmo