Bam Margera's Home Was Broken Into By A Naked, Masturbating Burglar Chick!

Bam Margera woke up from a wet dream on Thursday night only to find himself in a male erotic fantasy!
The Jackass star was stirred from his slumber by a NAKED 24-year-old woman kissing him.
While some men might be BEGGING for this kind of attention, he tossed the friendly intruder to the floor of his West Chester mansion and called the cops.
Here's where it gets really hot weird though…
As he was talking to the cops, his not-so-secret admirer had her fingers plunging in and out of her lady parts!
AHH! That's so weird! Totally a scene out of the pornographic version of Fatal Attraction. Bam is just lucky he didn't give in to her advances in case she DID plan on getting to the fatal part!
He ended up throwing her naked butt outside on the lawn before the police even arrived, then she was arrested and is facing charges for burglary, criminal trespass and stalking.
Maybe this was just a stunt gone wrong for the next Jackass movie and it was actually Johnny Knoxville in the best disguise ever! LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]
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THEY'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY !!!!
I WOULD'NT LET MY DOG NEAR THAT SQUEEZY SAND RAT..
STOP DELUDING YOURSELVES , LOSER GUYS !!!!
He probably paid the bitch to do it. Bam Margera is a loser; no woman with even half a brain cell would want that piece of trash. He cooked it up for press because no one wants to hire his stupid ass.
geez some girls have aggressive ways to get guys
If a man did this to a female celebrity you'd call it an attempted rape but I guess when a male is the victim it's funny? Hmm
Perez, you HAVE to find this women's mugshot. Pretty pretty please!! LOL
Where was his wife?
Bam and his friends run around on TV in front of cameras, dropping their pants, scaring the living sh.t out of people, messing with them, flashing all their "best parts", smashing and damaging peoples belongings and now he is scared??!? Come on!! How often did he "wake up" his parents with some silly joke, he thought was funny?!? Now someone does exactly what he has been doing for years (and she did it without getting paid!), and he calls the cops and she faces punishment?!? What kind of stupid world is this?!?? I bet any young, just coming out of school, lawyer can get her free, if he just shows the jury some clips of Bam and his behaviour…..
Re: BeyondAmazing. – Yes we call that hypocrisy and a double standard. Funny enough the ONLY double standard women whine about is how men can sleep around and women can't without being called a whore. But thats silly. The double standards that go against men are much more serious and severe. As this case points out.
Re: Pettegolare – You're an idiot. Doing that amongst friends and family members when they actually expect something to happen is a whole lot different than a complete stranger breaking into your home while you're asleep.
The things they break and trash is paid for by them. So they aren't exactly vandalizing peoples property. You're an idiot
B.A.M. ? WHAT IS THAT .. AN ACRONYM : BIG .. APELIKE..MUTTONHEAD …
NOW , IF BAM HITCHED A RIDE ON A GARBAGE TRUCK , ON-LOOKERS WOULD GASP :
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT SHIT IN BAGS !!!!
Gross!! He is disgusting!
eww woman these days are really desperate
I personally don't see why anyone would want him..He sure isn't what he used to be. he look's like his dad and is totally Gross! While i admit its creepy and uncalled for, I agree he probably set this up..He is after all a complete Jackass lol jmo