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Spielberg's Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer Does NOT Suck!

| Filed under: Film FlickersPolitikSteven SpielbergJoseph Gordon-Levitt

So this is the one without the vampires??

Yup! The only bloodsuckers in this Abraham Lincoln biopic are bureaucrats and politicians! ZING!

Ch-ch-check out Daniel Day-Lewis sportin' a rad old-timey beard in Steven Spielberg's eagerly anticipated Civil War era epic, Lincoln!

Not since the days of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure have we seen such a compelling portrayal of our 16th President!

Other stars of the surefire blockbuster include Robin Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the delightfully delish James Spader, and, look, there's Sally Field getting her Mary-Todd on!

Lincoln will play in theaters everywhere four-score and seven years from now in November!

Except for Ford's Theater, probably. That would just be wrong!

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2 comments to “Spielberg's Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer Does NOT Suck!”

  1. Mrs. Momoa says – reply to this


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    WOW! This looks so moving…I think I will check it out, I think we all should we just might learn something.



  2. 2

    Perez, I'm not even in your hemisphere and I am more excited for this flick and have more understanding and respect than you do.

    I'm a just turned 20 year old woman and I don't talk as pathetic as you.