Mila Kunis just popped, and we could not be happier!
So this is the one without the vampires??
Yup! The only bloodsuckers in this Abraham Lincoln biopic are bureaucrats and politicians! ZING!
Ch-ch-check out Daniel Day-Lewis sportin' a rad old-timey beard in Steven Spielberg's eagerly anticipated Civil War era epic, Lincoln!
Not since the days of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure have we seen such a compelling portrayal of our 16th President!
Other stars of the surefire blockbuster include
Robin Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the delightfully delish James Spader, and, look, there's Sally Field getting her Mary-Todd on!
Lincoln will play in theaters everywhere
four-score and seven years from now in November!
Except for Ford's Theater, probably. That would just be wrong!
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