Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
David Blaine has a trick up his sleeve for just about any occasion.
The illusionist was pulled over by a New York City police cruiser because he was cruising around on a BMW motorcycle with no license plate!
While the lot of us would have drove off with a ticket, he somehow managed to
hypnotize sweet talk the cop out of fining him and just got a handshake instead.
We've seen Blaine pull off more impressive feats, but we're always jealous of anyone who can successfully talk their way out of an annoying citation — especially when they don't have boobs! Ha!
[Image via Splash News.]