Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Some people might make fun of the fact that Honey Boo Boo Child and her family need a bodyguard at all, and even more people might make fun of the fact that they need one to take them to Walmart and Rite Aid.
But take a second and think about it though — they're keeping to their usual stores instead of embracing the fame and hitting up posh locales… so where would they be more likely be mauled by fans??
Plus, even with the popularity of the show, the family seems to still have to budget. That means they might not have a choice to go anywhere else for right now anyway.
'Pageants a big investment. I raise four kids and I’m able to do pageants as I budget. Honestly, we budget and I try to save money any way I can.'
Regardless of what everybody thinks, if they need a bodyguard to go to Walmart, then we're glad they have one!
Little Alana is a treasure that needs protection — and beyond that, she's just a little girl who we want to stay safe!
[Image via Splash News.]