That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Well this is confusing!!
Cuz in South Carolina, you have to wait 24 hours from a license request for it to actually process. And they submitted it on the 13th.
Of course, this was all part of their master plan, we're sure. They wanted to make sure this thing was as HUSH HUSH as possible.
And they succeeded!! Even the cake baker had no idea what was going on. They just thought it was a normal client order. Ha!
Oh and the lil kids who sung at their ceremony?? Their parents were made to sign non-disclosure agreements before they could participate. But now they have bragging rights that we're sure are already on countless bumper stickers.
But bottom line is this — their technical anniversary is 9/14, not 9/9. But which will they honor in the years to come?? Hmm…
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