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Jake Gyllenhaal Intends To Plug Anuses Everywhere With 50 Shades Of Kinky Acting!

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Move over, Ian Somerhalder! Step aside, Alexander Skarsgard!

There's a new sheriff in town!

Well, he isn't technically a sheriff — but he does carry around handcuffs!!

Christian Grey is the hottest role in town right now and End of Watch star Jake Gyllenhaal knows it!

Ch-ch-check out Jake's surprising conversation with Ryan Seacrest (above), as he announces his candidacy to act in the upcoming EL James adaptation!

More like 50 Shades of YAY!!

We love this idea!!

There is zero doubt in our mind that JG would turn in an absolutely DOMINANT performance from the Red Room of Pain!

Pun was fully intended, LOLz!!

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18 comments to “Jake Gyllenhaal Intends To Plug Anuses Everywhere With 50 Shades Of Kinky Acting!”

  1. 1

    NO WAY is Toothy Tile going to get that part. He is no LADIES man. Forever Bubble Boy….

  2. Sara says – reply to this


    No Way!!!!! Ian Somerhalder all the way!

  3. 3

    He's not right for the role. He doesn't look the part at all.

  4. @v@ says – reply to this


    His sister Maggie had success with a sexually dark role in the movie 'Secretary,' so he's no dummy, and will want to grab this if he can.

  5. 5

    I can't see any actor of any merit wanting to attach himself to this piece of crap.

  6. 6

    what accent is that? It doesn't even sound like him

  7. 7

    i remember anne rice's film flopped… not sure all this porn is good for great actors

  8. John Travolta's Beard says – reply to this


    Ah…once again, Toothy Tile is trying to keep his closet door closed for a bit longer…is there anyone who still thinks he's into girls??

  9. 9

    From the sound of him andRyan I think this whole thing is a joke, Perez. you are disgusting. Your headline is disgusting.The books are disgusting.

  10. N says – reply to this



  11. Jimmy says – reply to this


    Jake G is a pound puppy face who in the heck would see that as sexy man dominant? NEXT, this role needs a man voice and face not a puppy dog eyes man

  12. Jessey says – reply to this


    Re: N – Ian Sommerholder is too snarky and balding. He's also too feminine and short. Not right and not manly enough

  13. 13

    Wentworth Miller should play Christian! Hot in "Prison Break" and could play a great dominant in this movie.

  14. Canooda says – reply to this


    NO WAY!! He is no where near what Christen would look like. There is no way I would ever take him seriously in that role. Please let this be a joke!
    Ian Somerholder or Matt Bomer are my vote so far!

  15. Nat says – reply to this


    I think that if alexander skarsgard bulcked up a bit, he would be perfect for christen! not jake… oh my god no! Also, Gemma Arterton for Ana.

  16. bee says – reply to this


    Skarsgard all the way after he gains his weight that he lost for his film back, Ian is too short and feminine looking and relies on one expression and his acting is not very good, Jake while cute, is not Christian Grey material at all.

  17. bee says – reply to this


    Re: MissLisa1970

    Ian is all wrong for the role, I agree.

  18. Dana says – reply to this


    I don't think he can play Christian Grey. He is good looking but not handsome enough. My vote is for Matt Bomer. He is the best looking of all the actors favored to play Christian Grey. He has a chisled face, piercing eyes,straight nose & is beleivable as playing a CEO. I don't care if he is gay it doesn't matter he is an actor & a good one.