This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
The cavalry is en route!
Hit-and-runs, a DUI, photos of possible drug use — Amanda Bynes is in the midst of a massive and public downward spiral.
Hoping to intervene before their daughter's rap sheet grows longer than her IMDB resume, the troubled actress' parents will immediately relocate from Cedar Park, TX back to El Lay!
While they won't seek a conservatorship — a.k.a. a Britney Spears-style hostile takeover of their kid's life — they feel compelled to help and insist she never had a substance abuse problem when they were around!!
After Amanda's DUI arrest earlier in the year, the family put their Texas home on the market but now the situation with their daughter is reaching critical mass and they cannot afford to wait much longer!!
Honestly, we think this intervention a great idea!
And there's no support system in the world like a loving family!!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]