Bam Margera's Beaver Beatin' Stalker Chick Cuddled Up To His Morning Wood For Weeks!?
…In a manner of speaking, she was!
Remember the naked, self-diddling super fan who allegedly broke into Bam Margera's Pennsylvania home to sexually assault him in the midst of a midnight slumber?
It turns out this wasn't the unnamed assailant's first encounter with Bam's wood after all!! She had actually been living in it for weeks!
See, Bam has an epically awesome gigantic treehouse on his property — you may have seen it in the casino episode of Viva La Bam!
And the crazed unstable lady who reportedly tickled her taco while waiting for police to come and arrest her was actually living in Bam's treehouse for weeks before she found the confidence to break into his bedroom!
Whoa!! That's SUPER creepy to think about!
Apparently she also paid a visit to his parents' house weeks earlier, telling them she had moved from Florida just to marry their son!
Uhh, we're sure that's exactly what every mother wants to hear!
The troubled 24 year-old girl is charged with burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking. Police are holding her on a $50k bail!
Hmmm. We wonder what wedding venues she's looking at?
[Image via Hugh Dillon/WENN.]
Tags: bam margera, burglary, crazy, criminal trespass, legal matters, masturbation, stalker, viva la bam
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Why do you even post anything about the fucking retard. He is an idiot, with no worth to the world. He should die already, and you should get a life.
Your writing is horrible and your story is old news.
You know she's insane when she finds this douche attractive.
He is such a cheating man whore, I don't know why anyone would believe this.
Is this Bam's stalker Amanda Myers here
He is old news and Gross!