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FANCY MEETING YOU HERE!
Is it that time already? Why yes.. yes it is!!
So let's sit back and regale ourselves in the topics of the tabs, shall we??
We have the inevitable flip side of the Robsten coin. Sooner or later, we knew the stories of reconciliation would float around. Though we're actually surprised it took as long as it did…
Now, as for the matter of how set in stone the story is… well, that's yet to be determined.
But one thing's for sure. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have hooked back up in some sense of the word. And it's only a matter of time before we see them either hand-in-hand on the Breaking Dawn red carpet or going their separate ways for good.
BUT ON TO HAPPIER SUBJECTS…
She has been dismissing her chances at the wine lately, though. And she did toast the Queen with a glass of water. Very usual for the royals.
AND SPEAKING OF UNUSUAL…
What is going on with Angelina Jolie's face on the cover of National Enquirer?? Is that a horrible case of photoshop or what?? They're saying she's suffering liver damage (most likely from the early years of dark Hollywood partying), but we're saying bullsh*t!
WANT SOME MORE BS???
Good! Cuz there's always more to go around in the Scott Disick arena. At least that's what the tabs say! Kourtney Kardashian is feeling utterly alone these days.. despite the five siblings, two children, camera crew, and momager surrounding her.
The fan-fiction foretells a meltdown. We foretell more comedic relief on E!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
There's nothing worse than domestic dramz!!
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, PEREZCIOUS READERS!!
CLOSING THE CURTAIN UNTIL NEXT TIME… XOXOXOXOXOX
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