So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Poor Stephanie Sautner!
How many times will the Judge have to be alerted of Lindsay Lohan's legal woes??
Seeing as how Lindsay was arrested early Wednesday morning, this could become a violation of her jewel-theft probation as she was asked to obey the law at ALL times, less she welcomed the warm walls of a prison cell.
And since her car is believed to have grazed a NYC pedestrian with herself behind the wheel, well… that prison cell could very well become her new Malibu beach house.
Even if she isn't convicted of a crime here, it's up to Judge Sautner's discretion.
So gurl better cross her fingers! Cuz it's not lookin' good right now…
[Image via Ramey Pix.]