There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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At this point, even her EXCUSES are getting redundant!
As we reported, Lindsay Lohan apparently decided to show the world that Amanda Bynes has got nothing on her this morning when she was arrested for allegedly striking a pedestrian with her car while returning to the Dream hotel in Manhattan, and then LEAVING the scene of the crime after making sure her Porsche SUV was undamaged!
Of course, in typical fashion, the severely troubled actress is already rejecting any accountability whatsoever, and has - SHOCKER - told friends that she's once again been set up!
According to sources, LiLo is adamant she had no idea she even hit anyone, and the whole situation is "really fishy" because she didn't even know what was going on until she came outside and was arrested! Furthermore, the alleged victim had no visible injuries, and therefore, must be lying!
Because, of course, there's absolutely NO WAY that a driver with as pristine a record as hers could have feasibly hit someone and not noticed it!
Ugh. Why is she even DRIVING around NYC in the first place?
Time to swap those car keys for a metro card, gurl!
Get. It. TOGETHER!
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