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And the incomprehensibly perfect Pink tours once again in North America!
Ahhhh, all is right in the world!
Pink took the TODAY stage this morning and ever so sweetly penetrated our ear vaginas with her rock-hard rendition of Blow Me (One Last Kiss)!
But don't take our word for it! Ch-ch-check out the life-altering awesomeness yourself (above), you won't be disappointed!
Unless you don't live near any of the 23 American cities (or Montreal/Toronto) she plans to visit on her Truth About Love Tour early next year!
February 13, 2013 - Phoenix, AZ - US Airways Center
February 15, 2013 - Las Vegas, NV - Mandalay Bay Events Center
February 16, 2013 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
February 18, 2013 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
February 21, 2013 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
February 22, 2013 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
February 24, 2013 - Orlando, FL - Amway Center
February 25, 2013 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - BB&T Center
February 27, 2013 - Tampa, FL - Tampa Bay Times Forum
March 1, 2013 - Atlanta, GA - Phillips Arena
March 2, 2013 - Nashville, TN - Bridgestone Arena
March 5, 2013 - Auburn Hills, MI - The Palace of Auburn Hills
March 6, 2013 - Columbus, OH - Schottenstein Center
March 8, 2013 - Louisville, KY - KFC Yum! Center
March 9, 2013 - Chicago, IL - United Center
March 11, 2013 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
March 12, 2013 - Montréal, QC - Bell Centre
March 14, 2013 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
March 16, 2013 - United States Charlotte, NC - Time Warner Cable Arena
March 17, 2013 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center
March 19, 2013 - Saint Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center
March 23, 2013 - East Rutherford, NJ - IZOD Center
March 25, 2013 - Uniondale, NY - Nassau Coliseum
March 27, 2013 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun
March 28, 2013 - Boston, MA - TD Garden