No. Just so much no.
Oh what a night!
34 Restaurant in Mayfair was a lucky restaurant — but not as lucky as the mystery woman that had Tom Cruise's attention all night!
And when we say all night, we mean it! They didn't leave until 2:30am and then continued their evening at various nightclubs!
Though, the nightclubs weren't a success: one was closed for reservations, and the other was about to close.
We SHOULD admit that we aren't 100% on if this is romantic, or a friend-zone thing. If we read into the pic (above) correctly, we'd say friendship — why on Earth would he be sitting behind her like that otherwise??
[Image via XposurePhotos.com.]