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Woody Harrelson Loves His F#©king Dog According To Seven Psychopaths Poster
Attention!
Woody Harrelson lost his Shih Tzu Bonny and he's seriously freaking out. He's even posted a missing poster for his canine companion, and we think it's totally real and not a marketing tool for the upcoming movie Seven Psychopaths.
The text at the bottom of the poster is a bit small to read, but is hilarious nonetheless, so we've added it below for your reading pleasure:
"This is my dog Bonny. He's a Shih Tzu with a white and brown coat and a heart bigger than a lion. Bonny is loyal and very trusting of strangers. He has never hurt anyone. He lives only to love. Bonny (NOT Bonnie) has been a faithful companion, more loyal than any person ever could be, and has brought me peace and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE HIM. I LOVE THIS F#©KING DOG MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. He was last seen near the La Brea Tar Pits where stupid ass Sharie let him get stolen by some horrible, terrible piece of shit who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or of decency or kindness in them. A piece of s#*t so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I am trying to stay calm. If I don't get my dog back soon. I will not be able to stay calm like this. I will become very, very upset. Though it is hard for me to say, I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE."
So, please, if you do see Bonny - call the provided number. For all of our sakes!!!
[Image via CBS FILMS.]
Tags: film flickers, movie, poster, seven psychopaths, woody harrelson
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That's so sad. I hope he finds his dog. Pieces of shit people. i swear. Motherfuckers. That's why when my cat was alive I guarded him like the crown jewels. Demons would've woken from a thousand year sleep if i ever lost him. He's right, people are filled with filth and misery. Fuck them. Sorry Woody, keep us updated.
It is for his movie he plays the character Charlie who's dog gets stolen
and we think it's totally real and not a marketing tool for the upcoming movie Seven Psychopaths." NAIEVE LITTLE SUCKER AREN'T TOU
this is the proof that perez is an idiot, it's obviously not real and just a promo for the movie, what a tool you are perezite