Dang. Is Kanye West trying to start a new trend??
Guess he was just too busy to realize something was on his face??
Anyway, we came up with a few guesses:
[Image via Splash News.]
Woody Harrelson lost his Shih Tzu Bonny and he's seriously freaking out. He's even posted a missing poster for his canine companion, and we think it's totally real and not a marketing tool for the upcoming movie Seven Psychopaths.
"This is my dog Bonny. He's a Shih Tzu with a white and brown coat and a heart bigger than a lion. Bonny is loyal and very trusting of strangers. He has never hurt anyone. He lives only to love. Bonny (NOT Bonnie) has been a faithful companion, more loyal than any person ever could be, and has brought me peace and solace and joy in a world filled with filth and hatred and evil and hate and misery. I LOVE HIM. I LOVE THIS F#©KING DOG MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND. He was last seen near the La Brea Tar Pits where stupid ass Sharie let him get stolen by some horrible, terrible piece of shit who doesn't have an ounce of joy, or of decency or kindness in them. A piece of s#*t so low, so disgusting, it makes me sick. I am trying to stay calm. If I don't get my dog back soon. I will not be able to stay calm like this. I will become very, very upset. Though it is hard for me to say, I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE."
So, please, if you do see Bonny - call the provided number. For all of our sakes!!!
[Image via CBS FILMS.]