Well, we knew something was going to happen!
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Boo! Not Fiona! We've been waiting for-ever for her to get back on tour! If this screws this up, so help us…
Fiona Apple needs to stop getting high Every Single Night because her stash just got her ass thrown in jail!
The singer was traveling on her tour bus through a West Texas border patrol checkpoint in Sierra Blanca — the same small Texas town where Armie Hammer got busted for pot possession — and the authorities discovered hashish.
No word on how much of the particularly strong form of cannabis was found, but enough to get her hauled off to Hudspeth County Jail.
We imagine she's more mad at the fact that the government can tell her what substances she can and can not consume, but her fans that bought tickets to her concert in Austin might be pretty mad if she doesn't show up tonight!
She's got another show in Houston tomorrow and then a long drive to Oklahoma to continue the tour, so it's not like she can make it up to them any time soon.
Fiona's not the kind to disappoint her fans, so if there is a will, there will be a way. Have faith ya'll!
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