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Honey Boo Boo Child Explodes With HIGHlarity – And Also, Boogers!

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WARNING: YOU’RE EITHER GOING TO FIND THIS IN VERY POOR TASTE OR LAUGH TILL SOME KIND OF LIQUID EXPLODES OUT OF ONE OF YOUR ORIFICES. EITHER WAY, YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS.

What can be said about Honey Boo Boo Child that hasn’t already? Underneath all the tabloid hype and the princess pageantry, she’s just an average 7-year-old girl…

Which means she has zero control over her bodily functions, which leads to possibly one of the most genuinely REAL moments of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo history.

Check out the video (above) … and when the minute long clip starts to become an issue, you go grab that tissue. BECAUSE SHE AS HELL WON'T!

This is her defining moment as a reality icon, people. Ten years from now, when she’s on a VH1 retrospective hour about the year 2012, this is the clip they will air continuously to promote her appearance.

And we just adore her all the more!

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15 comments to “Honey Boo Boo Child Explodes With HIGHlarity – And Also, Boogers!”



  1. 1

    So why isn't this clip 'comments off'? I guess laughing at this little girl is ok, but laughing at Suri Cruise, or Matty B is not.

  2. Kristylynn says – reply to this


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    I really do not know what kind of people see this show as good, ok, or appropriate. I guess it's ok in Hollywood because this family is nothing but hillbilly, redneck, whitetrash (I'm from Nashville, TN) so it really pisses me off that the general public thinks that all of us act like this. And the fact that this grossly obese mother, and her fat famiy give this child GoGo Juice, and let her say things like "a dollar make me holler", it makes her sound like a little hooker, it's just disgusting. They made Kate Gossling stop, I didn't like her either, but at least Kate had a little decorum, and her kids where not fat teenage mothers in training.

  3. YOSOY says – reply to this


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    Disgusting, 7 year old or not, her mother should make sure she blows her nose…..

  4. W says – reply to this


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    It looks like she was crying before. So they sat there and kept recording? Couldn't have offered her a freaking tissue?

    I also don't get why comments are on for this girl but not for other kids. I also don't get why you are offering parenting advice lately, you are not a parent. I know your heart is in the right place but as a parent i find it a little creepy.

  5. janet says – reply to this


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    give the kid a tissue for petes sake! why the stupid music…ok the music is good but not fitting mom should have said geundheit and turned off the camera. bfd, buggers, everyone got em, why humiliate the kid?!



  6. 6

    It would've been grosser if she had wiped her hand against her clothes, like most 7 years old do. But she didn't. She sat there waiting for someone to hand her a tissue, and finally got up to take care of it. So the idiots here are the production crew, not that little girl. No one has control over a sneeze, child or adult. The only thing you can do is pray you remembered to put a tissue in your pocket/purse.



  7. 7

    The apple doesn't fall far from the tree…

  8. Wickidgrrl82 says – reply to this


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    Disgusting. That show is a disgrace. The mom is a fat, lazy slob!!!



  9. 9

    Never watched the show, but I agree I am surprised that Perez has Comments On on this story, usually he classifies stories about celebrity kids under Perezitos.



  10. 10

    god, this poor kid. WHY didn't anyone get her a fucking tissue??! so they could FILM IT, that's right. the only reason these people are on TV is so immature assholes like YOU ("Perez") can laugh at them - period. It makes me ill. People just love making fun of fucked up poor people. It's especially gross since the only reason these people are "famous" in the first place is because of a 7 y/o kid. SAD. And of course you just soak it up, you stupid fuck.

  11. starchild says – reply to this


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    Ok Perez… with that buildup I expected something … gee I don't know funny? What I saw was just sad. And you should be ashamed… I have never watched her show but out of respect for the human race couldn't someone given that little girl a tissue? Pretty disturbing what you find to be funny… something is wrong with you… I pity you sir.

  12. Frank Jackson says – reply to this


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    Perez, I am deeply shocked at YOUR actions. Ovvy you do not have a child of your own. If you were a parent you would not have reposted this…. I do realize that this child is being exploited by the producers of the show, her parents and family…..I find it appalling that you have also exploited this child. How many little girls carry a tissue with them where they go. Where were the producers, crew, PA, or grip………. Perez if you had a pic that i could write on with my little white letters it would say "shame on you"

  13. Gia says – reply to this


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    Poor Alana. I felt her embarrassment when they kept the cameras on her for so long. Why not give the child a tissue. Also, where was mom?

  14. InCali says – reply to this


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    I love this show. I am embarassed for all the people bashing Alana and her family. I guess
    your all so perfect yourselfs. These people are doing the best with what they have.
    Give them a break if you dont like the show DONT WATCH IT.

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