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Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Jesus Christ… For His Power!

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She said it! Not us!!

When Kim Kardashian was asked who she'd trade places with for a day if she could, her answer was the Christian savior, Jesus Christ.

And while we think his teachings on love and generosity were pretty cool, KK kept it real and reasoned her choice, saying:

"Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had."

And for some reason, Kanye West's Power is stuck in our head now! Hmm.. weird!

Meanwhile, her precious, new kitty was thinking about all the yummy fish she'd be able to teach her to get. Win/Win for the Kardashians!!

But we won't be surprised if this stirs the controversy a lil' bit!! Would U??

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32 comments to “Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Jesus Christ… For His Power!”

  1. gwensgirl says – reply to this


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    Who cares



  2. 2

    if anyone gave a rats fuck what she thinks but noone does shes dum as dirt with her kimisms



  3. 3

    He didn't have much power while he was alive - it was the myth of his life, embellished and fictionalized by the church that holds all the power.



  4. 4

    Sorry Porn Whore Kim, but Jesus can't be tempted…

  5. MB says – reply to this


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    Yeah…uh…. his power

    ///wispers/// She's crazy



  6. 6

    More like Mary Magdalene, the whore!

  7. liquid kitty says – reply to this


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    Does that mean she will be dead and gone for a day? I'm so in!



  8. 8

    just igore her she'll go away



  9. 9

    Re: Millicent Poodlesmith – LMFAO!!! i love it

  10. HOMO HILTOP says – reply to this


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    ALL THESE KARDASH WHORES NEED A GOOD DOSE OF BREAST CANCER.
    PUTTANA AMERICA.

  11. emeraldfire says – reply to this


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    Re: rosebud99 – no, he just turned water into wine, fed 5000 with just a little boys lunch, healed the blind, healed the sick, raised people from the dead, made the lame walk, walked on water, rose from dead……yeah, he obviously had no power…..if you can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the bible is fiction i will be more than happy to agree with you…..id like to add the bible isn't the only book that wrote about all the events of those days…there are many history books and documents from that era that speak of all the same events….guess every book written then is fiction too….even non christian researchers can find non biblical documents with the same info

  12. Rule says – reply to this


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    Kim is at the right hand of the evil one to want a holy power from the Almighty Jesus. You can't tempt the Lord Kim. You wouldn't want to say that in the ancient days when he walked this earth. Did you ever hear of.being stoned to death

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Note that she didn't mention wanting his wisdom or kindness.



  14. 14

    Re: rosebud99 – Exactly!



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    Re: emeraldfire – Wasn't your ass on another post with curse words in it? Funny, another hypocrite Christian. Picking and choosing what you want from the bible and believing you're going to some mythical place when you die. Have fun with that delusion.

  16. emeraldfire says – reply to this


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    Re: Beautiful Disaster311 – well make sure then when you stand before God that you tell him you decided to not believe in him because a hypocrytical christian said a curse word….cause clearly i must have forgot to shine my halo this morning *eye roll*….if you knew anything at all about christianity and knew what it was about you'd know it's a faith, not religious do's and don'ts

  17. satan says – reply to this


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    can't wait to watch the kardashian whores and that singing monkey being skull raped by me and my demons.



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    Re: emeraldfire – lol, whatever hypocrite. Your curse WORDS, plural, has nothing to do with why I don't believe in some magical deity. It's called having a brain and an IQ. Be sure to read that fairy tale book more so you can actually know what you're talking about.



  19. 19

    what a fricking idiot

  20. Rule says – reply to this


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    Re: Beautiful Disaster311 – hey disaster, I take it that you were lonely and probably abused as a child. Just let it out you little bitch. I ain't perfect but I sure believe my existence is not solely thru the human race only. The good thing is God gives us choice to tell athiest like you what we worldly think even when we want to hold on to what I was taught ..faith

  21. asmiralda says – reply to this


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    Now we know that Kim not just has fake boobs but also has no brain. What a very unique combination between Kim & that stupid senseless Kanye.



  22. 22

    Re: Rule – lmao, another hypocrite Christian. You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth? Probably more of a use on your daddy at night. Good thing there is no hell or else you would be burning in it when you die.

  23. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: emeraldfire – Well let's see 5000 years ago their was Horus, he was born of a virgin, star in the east, walked on water, healed the sick, restored sight, crucified, dead for 3 days resurrected. 3200 years ago their was Mithra born of a virgin, born on december 25th, star in the east, had 12 disciples, preformed miracles, dead for 3 days, ressurected. 2900 years ago there was Krishna born of a virgin, star in the east, preformed miracles, called son of god, son of a carpenter, resurrected. 2500 Years ago there was Dionysus, born of a virgin, born on december 25th, travelling teacher, turned water into wine, called "holy child". Then there is the story of Jesus that was written 45 years after his death with all these traits that were in previous religions before him. This is only a sample of about 20+ other saviours/sons of god/deities whatever you want to call them that have all came from other religions far before Jesus dating all the way back to paganism. Hence why there are a lot of people out there that can say the bible is a story not fact. Also the fact that their is a full skeleton that's 2.4 million years old and dinosaurs are another reason. Also if you read the bible in full it will also help with the dis belief as well.

  24. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: Rule – Well we had to evolve to our human status, but instead of believing in evolution you seem to want to believe that a man, a woman and their 2 sons populated the entire world. See it's fine to have faith but to hinder mankind because of your faith is not acceptable. We need logic and reason in this world not a poorly written fairytale of a book that is full of contradictions telling us what we can and can't do. We don't need a book to give us morals and values. We know it's wrong to kill, wrong to steal, wrong to cheat on someone because it hurts them. These are common sense rights and wrongs, actually pretty much all right and wrong is common sense, unless you are criminally insane you might have a hard time telling the two apart. I wonder what the world would be like if we weren't stuck in the dark ages because of Christianity.Re: emeraldfire – If I do die and I find out there is a god then myself and all the other atheist/agnostic people should be fine since god is suppose to be all loving and forgiving right? Well unless he's old testament god then we're all going to hell, and I'm sure the devil will fist bump us for denying god once we really looked at religion and realized it was bullshit. Also you can't just take the bible in parts it's your holy book you have to take the old and the new.

  25. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: Beautiful Disaster311Re: emeraldfire – Can you two do me a favour? Read the whole bible front to back, and really really read it and think about what it's saying and if you have questions then ask them or try to find out somehow how to get some answers. Not just you have to take it on faith answers try to get real answers for them for anything you have questions for. Also have a good look into other religions/myths from history to current. Then if you are still a whole hearted Christian after that you can tell atheists you've read the whole thing researched the other religions/myths and still believe whole heartedly in Christianity and they will most likely leave you be. I think most likely from doing as I said you'll either just have faith in some higher power somewhere out there or you will be an atheist like the rest of us atheists.



  26. 26

    Re: Velyna – I have read the entire bible. I come from a family of preachers in a super strict religion. Now currently an atheist. I normally try not to get into all that, but some people are just to stupid/annoying not to ignore. I don't think you meant to click on my name though :)



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    Re: Velyna – But loved EVERYTHING you said though!

  28. Rule says – reply to this


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    I now realize what type of following Kim has. A bunch of mental nonbelievers in Christ that see wrong as right. Close your eyes you athiest and what do you see. Darkness. Your life did not just magically appear. Kim this is your following. Hahaha.

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Isn't this the ultimate…now she's using Christ for mo' publicity.

  30. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: Beautiful Disaster311 – Yeah sorry it was for the other person, Rule not you, my bad. Thanks usually if I write anything about this stuff I get hated on immediately ^.^

  31. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: Beautiful Disaster311 – Yeah I didn't mean to click on your name it was ment for that person Rule. Thanks for enjoying what I wrote, usually if I write about this stuff I just get hated on right away. My last comment didn't show up so I hope this doesn't make a double comment. ^.^

  32. Velyna says – reply to this


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    Re: Velyna – bah and it did make a 2nd comment. I hate when even after refreshing my comment still won't show so I have to make another and then all of the sudden it's there. Damn this site!