Congratulations, you two!! Seven years of holy matrimony is an impressive feat!
Oh, wait. We forgot you've been separated for almost a year!!
Demi Moore is dating other dudes and Ashton Kutcher has clearly moved on — so what's the holdup?
Why haven't you two filed your divorce papers?
Is there some tax benefit to not holding out this long? Are you two reluctant to split up the frequent flier miles??
Ashton already calls Mila Kunis his "little wifey" — maybe Mizz Moore takes offense to this and she's not ready to watch him remarry so soon?
You two are both consenting adults and we happily encourage you both to do whatever makes you happy. We just assumed that meant moving on!
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