He sure gets around (the globe) fast!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Congratulations, you two!! Seven years of holy matrimony is an impressive feat!
Oh, wait. We forgot you've been separated for almost a year!!
Is there some tax benefit to not holding out this long? Are you two reluctant to split up the frequent flier miles??
You two are both consenting adults and we happily encourage you both to do whatever makes you happy. We just assumed that meant moving on!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]