M-I-C — See ya real soon!
K-E-Y — Why? Because eveything is more fun when you're drunk!!
After roughly 16 million years of being perfect but for a lack of booze, the country's last "dry" theme park finally lifted its prohibition.
Orlando's Magic Kingdom will now serve alcohol at their Beauty & the Beast inspired French restaurant, Be Our Guest.
That's right, Disney fanatics!
Now we can get goofy with Goofy or drink rum with the Pirates of the Carribbean!
Actually, ixnay the last one. The park only serves beer and wine at the moment!
You'll just have to continue sneaking swigs of pirate swill from the flask taped to your thigh, LOLz!!
Still, Beauty & the Beast seems like a wise place to start!
After two or three bottles of pinot noir, even the most beastly of dudes should seem a little cute!
[Image via WENN.]
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