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Disney Invites You To Be Their Guest… And Drunkenly Piss Yourself In A Monorail?

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M-I-C — See ya real soon!
K-E-Y — Why? Because eveything is more fun when you're drunk!!

After roughly 16 million years of being perfect but for a lack of booze, the country's last "dry" theme park finally lifted its prohibition.

Orlando's Magic Kingdom will now serve alcohol at their Beauty & the Beast inspired French restaurant, Be Our Guest.

That's right, Disney fanatics!

Now we can get goofy with Goofy or drink rum with the Pirates of the Carribbean!

Actually, ixnay the last one. The park only serves beer and wine at the moment!

You'll just have to continue sneaking swigs of pirate swill from the flask taped to your thigh, LOLz!!

Still, Beauty & the Beast seems like a wise place to start!

After two or three bottles of pinot noir, even the most beastly of dudes should seem a little cute!

[Image via WENN.]

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10 comments to “Disney Invites You To Be Their Guest… And Drunkenly Piss Yourself In A Monorail?”

  1. 1

    IS NOTHING SACRED now kids paradise got to have drunks around .. throwing up vomiting after going on rides and chatting up minnie and daisy… insane

  2. petenutz says – reply to this


    first welcome to last week, this story is a week old now! secondly…they're not serving hard liquor, it will be beer and wine at s restaurant. There will not be kiosks or carts selling it alongside the coke products. As it stands right now all the other parks, restaurants and resorts on disney property sell alcohol & liquor; getting drunk and hopping on the monorail has always been a possibility. ppl like to make things more dramatic than they really are *smh*

  3. 3

    Wait, I'm confused… That was the "last" dry theme park? I'm pretty sure you can't drink at Disneyland in Los Angeles still.

  4. 4

    Why are you showing Nic Cage in this? That photo wasn't even taken at Disney World, it was taken at Disneyland. Furthermore, after he was there, people who work there commented to the press about how nice he was to them. Pathetic attempt on your part to make him look bad for no reason.

  5. Tia598 says – reply to this


    Lighten up People!!! It is a French restaurant, wine is expected. And it's not like children aren't exposed to alcohol outside of the theme park. Don't get annoyed and target Disney, target the People who drink to much and take advantage of the trust given to them by Disney, and ruin kids times.

  6. 6

    Here's a news flash - you could always get booze at Disney. You just had to know where to go. We went in 2000 and had Waboritas at the Rainforest Cafe.

  7. Alison says – reply to this


    Come on! They were already serving beer and wine and in a restaurant. As for 'drunks walking around' why would they pay the admission if just to get pissed?
    Such rubbish!

  8. 8

    You can get beer and margaritas at Epcot.

  9. JU JU bee says – reply to this


    Magic kingdom isn't the same thing as disneyworld ! Disney world is the resort magic kingdom is the theme park! You could never get alcohol in magic kingdom! It should stay that way! Walt disney wanted it that way! If you want to drink at a French restaurant go to Epcot !!!!

  10. Lynn says – reply to this


    Re: petenutz – Pretty sure the people who are actually at the park having a drink aren't those who are getting "drunk." it is possible to enjoy a drink while you have a great time with your kids!!!