This is starting to get really creepy!
A place he went to for molesting Mama June's own daughter Anna.
Nothing like a swift karate chop to the funny bone to set the tone right!
Not afraid to admit that most of his Staples Center audience is a little left of center on the political spectrum, Jimmy took early shots at Republicans.
Ch-ch-check out his cracks against presidential candidate Mitt Romney, noted republican actor Kelsey Grammer, and controversial fast food restaurant Chick-fil-A (above)!
It was a HIGHlarious and unusual way to start the show but, don't worry, there was still an obligatory Charlie Sheen crack!