There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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We know Leonardo DiCaprio's gotta get all illicitly intimate with two girls and three other dudes for the Martin Scorsese flick Wolf of Wall Street AND he's gotta snort copious amounts of fake nose candy…
But WHAT is Leo doing with these two delicious looking lobsters?!
Perhaps his party-hard character crushes them up into some elite form of crustacean cocaine? Or maybe he uses the shells to dress up his peen for some secret seashell sex society?!
Well, whatever Leo is doing with those lobbies, he's looking DAMN fine doing it!! Just save some meat for us, Leo…
…and we ain't talking lobster meat!
[Image via Splash News.]