Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
Holy hot dog on a stick!
This little dude named Chase went from Never Been Kissed to Junior High LEGEND in like 34 seconds!!
Ch-ch-check out this ballsy 12 year-old climb onto stage at a recent Carrie Underwood concert and demanded that his very first kiss be with the country music sensation herself!
In plain view of husband Mike Fisher, the Before He Cheats singer asked the kid how he wanted it, to which he confidently replied: "lip to lip!"
LOLz!!! We don't believe it!!
We won't spoil the ending for you — but let's just say Chase entered the concert a boy and left a man!
As if there's any other way