Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The notorious cougar hunter was stabbed by our favorite ginger snap's tiniest, ink-covered sword!!
'Cause it seems back in August the A Team singer took his amateur tattooing skills to Harry Styles' wrist, inking a picture of a, um, tote bag? Padlock? Lego House?
Well whatever the tat is, at least it's VERY small!
Now, we wonder if Ed will feature his mad tatting skills as part of his 2013 US tour?! Perhaps that's how he'll sign autographs after his shows! HA!!!