No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Looks like someone isn't eating her apples to keep the doctor away!
Fiona Apple has been in the news lately for all of the wrong reasons, and while it is certainly to be expected that she's feeling stressed lately - we had no idea it would take such a toll on her looks!
We certainly don't condone her behavior recently, but we've just got to say that the girl should relax a little bit and definitely eat something!
We don't want her beautiful harmonic vocal chords to whither away because of this one mistake.
Life's too short, and you're too thin, Fiona!
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