Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
that fooled us all whose love we thought was dust in the wind, is apparently on the verge of re-blossoming, despite rumors of Robert Pattinson's solo, sexy party nights with mega hot women…
Obviously, rule number one is rumored to be that she is NOT allowed to see/speak with the dude who fondled her so sweetly on that Hollywood Hills bridge, SWATH director Rupert Sanders.
The third rule shows Rob concedes he could have been more attentive to Kristen, and promises the couple will share regular date nights and nightly calls when apart.
Hmmm sounds a tad suffocating to us, but hey, if that's what Rob needs to feel comfortable around his woman, then we shan't begrudge him his rulebook…
If any of the above is even TRUE. Which we kind of doubt. Rob should know he can't keep a modern lady locked up in a cage of distrust!
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