That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
YES! It's true!
The two were spotted on a intimate (but not so private) date over the weekend at Cecconi restaurant in WeHo.
“They were really into each other. At one point, they were talking real close, and he leaned in and kissed her. They started making out!”
WAY TO GO SIMON!!
The new couple met last February when Carmen came on Britain's Got Talent as a guest judge. Back then, the Baywatch babe was engaged to rocker Rob Patterson — but that still didn't stop her from flirting with the reality icon!
Did she break up with Rob to get with Simon? How long has this been going on? Will they be going on double dates with Britney Spears and Jason Trawick??
Right now, all we know is after taking this picture (above) Carmen held the X Factor judge's hand, climbed into his waiting Rolls Royce and drove into the night. Oh La La!!
We look forward to hear more about this oddly adorable new couple!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]