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Fiona Apple Is Pissed About Weed Arrest!

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Well, obviously! No one likes getting arrested, DUH.

But it seems Fiona Apple is regretting her Texas arrest for marijuana and hash possession due to a different reason…

It's overshadowing the release of her new album, The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do!

The unbelievably thin Fiona took some time at her House of Blues gig in New Orleans Tuesday night to voice her concerns over her weed arrest's effect on her album's reception.

Fiona expressed:

"This record with me … I'm really sorry … All the work we did is being overshadowed by this bulls**t."

Fiona also addmitted she LIED about having proof in a 'lockbox' of the mistreatment she supposedly endured/illegal acts she allegedly witnessed at the hands of Hudspeth County officers!

Fiona passionatly exclaimed:

"There are no f**king lock boxes. I didn't make up a code. It was my way to make a parallel between the self. I am not that f**ked up."

Um, ok Fiona, we believe you…?

What is up with our darling Criminal? We know she's dark and twisty — those are the qualities we LOVE about her — but it seems she's a little more, um, troubled (?) than ususal?

We hope you're alright, dear Fiona!

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9 comments to “Fiona Apple Is Pissed About Weed Arrest!”

  1. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's a lot bigger in her mind than in anyone else's.
    Believe me, it will boost sales if their stuff is ready. Jump on.
    Even when Bill Maher got kicked off his show for something he said, and was even getting heat from the WH about it, he said that no one remembered what it was in six months.

  2. free fiona says – reply to this



    god perez you're fucking stupid

  3. 3

    she should just shut up and sing…she's a stupid head pig….

  4. 4

    Why is she making up all these excuses, jeez. She had weed, she got caught. There is no excuse that can make this NOT her fault..she needs to shup up and realize no one cares.

  5. 5

    I go past that stop on road trips from Austin to Santa Monica. You know its coming hundreds of miles away. There isn't anything there and the guys who work there must be bored to death. She's gotten so much publicity from the arrest it's helped her career. Next time anyone going through the stop don't be so stupid. Ask Willie Nelson, he's done it twice.

  6. dorkman says – reply to this


    maybe she should sue the hell out of the people trying to abuse her freedom, and then do something for all the other human beings getting beat down with this absolute garbage cannabis prohibition

  7. leslie says – reply to this


    She didn't lie, it was a metaphor. Don't be one of those peripheral idiots! Sad how the grabs bits to make her sound crazy but leaves out the part where she takes responsibility for her part. But I guess that's their job, and she knows that all too well. Wearer all ducked up difference is she shares it with the world and that honesty is part if what makes her music so incredible. I am more concerned with her weight or lack there of. She is strong though, I hope she will work through it.

  8. 8

    eat balls of dog shit perez. you look like you have aids yourself.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: dorkman – If I recall, an article on the arrest had some authority stating that if it was just the pot, she probably wouldn't have been arrested…wasn't it the hashish?