This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Srsly, HOW IS SHE 51??
Birthday gurl Heather Locklear celebrated the big day with a friends at The Sage Room Restaurant in Malibu Tuesday, lookn' all kinds of seksi!
The 51-year-old was spotted (looking better than most 21-year-olds!) leaving festivities with a VERY lucky mystery fella.
The brave blonde wore a thigh-high skirt and go-go boots — a totally age-inappropriate ensemble, but who cares?? The bitch literally looks like she was born in 1985!
Happy Birthday Heather!
Whatever fountain of youth you're drinking out of is serving you well!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]