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Kim Kardashian Skipping Birthday Sex Sex Sex Sex With Kanye West For… An iPhone?

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Kim Kardashian turns 32 next month and Kanye West must figure out what to get the girl who literally has everything!

He might be stressing out but she thinks her beau can handle it!

At a Midori Makeover event on Tuesday, Kim said:

"See the thing is, my boyfriend, he has such good taste that I don't need to [tell him]… Before I would be like, 'OK, this is what I want.'"

Good taste, eh? We saw what Kanye got 2 Chainz for his birthday and we aren't so sure…

What if Ye' threw you the world's BIGGEST b-day bash?

There could be a six-layer light chocolate cake shaped like your booty! And a jacuzzi filled with lobster! And the surviving Beatles could play!!

It would be like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen but double the cray!

Which makes perfect sense, because 32 is double 16! LOLz!!

Kim admitted:

"I'm working, for like, three months straight with just a couple days off, so I would love to relax a little bit. I'm not so into a 32nd birthday. Doesn't do it for me, so I don't really care. Just hanging out with the family."

Ah! So you'd rather just lay low with Kanye on Oct. 21 and have some birthday sex sex sex sex?

Nope!

She continued:

"Maybe I want an iPhone 5. I kind of want that."

An iPhone 5? That's it? We're surprised you don't have three already!

[Image via Anthony Dixon/WENN.]

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17 comments to “Kim Kardashian Skipping Birthday Sex Sex Sex Sex With Kanye West For… An iPhone?”

  1. west says – reply to this


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    Up yours pumpkinhead! This whore is damaged goods. Who cares about her stupid birthday.



  2. 2

    Seriously, enough with this pathetic family! Every damn day you have to post about these vile wannabes.



  3. 3

    Kim "I'm a Porn Whore & people throw money at me"



  4. 4

    32? That means Kim is scheduling another face & butt lift.



  5. 5

    kan an kim, easily the 2 dumbest people on earth…

  6. stickrat says – reply to this


    6

    can any normal person care?



  7. 7

    If he has such good taste what the hell is he doing with her? And by the way, since these two went public Kim looks absolutely nasty!



  8. 8

    BUTT lipo so she won't look so deformed would be good.
    Or they could move to a far away place where we'd never have to look at them again ever.

  9. KAT GRAHAM says – reply to this


    9

    oh look THE WHORE AND HER KLASSLESS KOON !



  10. 10

    "This is what I want"…. priceless. The wanting and the greed is just so enduring.



  11. 11

    32 huh? bitch is getting OLD >: ) and she just posted about having a half milk half coffee baby….meaning she's probably already pregnant/or gonna get pregnant on that kourtney and kim takes miami show, so after lets say 2 years, we should forget all about this bitch.



  12. 12

    Ok Its pretty obvious these greedy kunts ahve got an IPHONE deal going on. These stories thye put out about trying to push in line for new iphones. The fact she puts pics of her phone in her tweet pics. Now this. Oh yes, shameless promotion. How much you getting KarTrashians?

  13. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: PHWOARR – Noticed that. Mo' ka-ching. I mean, on top of the daily iphone photos they seem to send or arrange or get taken that somehow find their way into
    every. single. freaking. publication. Have you had your daily Kardashian today? Much ado about nothing.

  14. mirtha08 says – reply to this


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    OMG have mercy. Good taste, LOL. That grey long sweater (looks like maternity outfit), two huge long necklaces, black ugly pants and those sneakers. Based on his appearance, nobody will say that Kanye has a good taste. He looks goofy to me. What kind of birthday gift for her, anything stupid will be fine for her since she doesn't know what good taste is. How about sex tape together, it will be a good taste birthday gift for Kim and she will be happy as a clam.

  15. jm carr says – reply to this


    15

    why are we always seeing and hearing crap about this dip ass her false butt is sagging down and she needs a new lift. she has only one ass set and she sits on it but i'm afraid she has squashed her brain. and con man Kanye has screwed up if she will let him have any until she gets her hands on his money. then he will get to sniff her butt and lick those little specks that shes misses when she wipes her butt after a good dump. so i say crap has met crap so no man put under what god has made well untill a richer man come along.



  16. 16

    If people hate this couple why do they even comment? No one is forcing you to read the posts. KimYe is everywhere including the App Store.

  17. liva says – reply to this


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    Kim b careful so kan will beat u up,as your birthday gift or break ur heart