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Kristen Stewart Pens Precious Poetry For Prince Pattinson

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Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Thine eyes doth steal from the sun!

Oh, Robert! Oh, Robert!

Yes — Kristen Stewart has apparently written poetry for beloved Robert Pattinson.

Word has it that poetry is something he's always wanted from KStew. She just never got around to it pre-cheating. Oops!

But now that she can gain something from it (his love and trust), sources say she's becoming Shakespeare for ole Robberz, explaining:

"He always wanted her to write poetry for him, but she never made the effort before. But since this happened, she’s been writing her heart out. She’s written song lyrics, poetry and about a million apologies."

Gurl! Put these masterpieces on a Tumblr and stat!

Everyone could always use a lil' more culture in their lives. Ha!

Seriously though… wonder what she's saying in them! Maybe something like…

See Kristen.
See Kristen run.
See Kristen run into the arms of a married director and regret it.

[Image via WENN.]

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24 comments to “Kristen Stewart Pens Precious Poetry For Prince Pattinson”



  1. 1

    Every other hour there's a new story on here about what they are doing or have said. Are they calling Perez every time they have to go to the bathroom?



  2. 2

    They are living together, he's making rules, she's writing poetry and planning on getting a tat of his name on her bum.



  3. 3

    PEREZ IS AN ASSHOLE….. see Perez, see Perez run, see Perez run into the arms of Hypocrisy and Bully Ways



  4. 4

    Re: saoirselei – every hour you mean



  5. 5

    Smells like BULLSHIT



  6. 6

    Re: Yes You Bore Me – Now you are threatening violence! See what happens when a website allows posters to vent non-stop, it escalates. They should ban you NOW!

  7. iamawesom-o says – reply to this


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    oh yes because she's about as deep as a frying pan. I would just love to see her poetry, lol.

  8. Daily says – reply to this


    8

    Lol-her pr team is so desperately working on damage control. Pattinson is really looking like some pathetic little worm.

  9. iamawesom-o says – reply to this


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    i speak in monotone
    about how society has rot
    wearing a joy division tee
    tied in a knot
    cause im just so deep
    and i'm just so damn real
    woe is me
    you'll never know how i feel

    -the super-oh-so-deep-and-artsy Kristen Stewart

  10. laly says – reply to this


    10

    OMG Perez is writing a fanfiction

  11. .:Erin:. says – reply to this


    11

    That wasn't very nice, however I couldn't help but laugh…it WAS funny. Mean…but funny.



  12. 12

    Oh, haters abound
    But Kristen is still around
    Cause prince Roberts heart
    Only beats for one,
    Kristen!
    Cause she's the one,
    That makes his heart run!!
    Her smile lights up a room,
    Cause she the one that makes his life zoom
    High into space,
    A very lovely, heavenly place
    Oh yea!!!They belong together,
    Forever and forever!!!
    By " Kristen and Robert forever " fanatic



  13. 13

    Fake story, as usual.

  14. MegCH says – reply to this


    14

    Re: Janiecat – You are as delusional as Perez' stories.



  15. 15

    Let it go Perez.
    Re: saoirselei – but you said it!

  16. sisi south africa says – reply to this


    16

    This is ridiculous really who is doing this? i have made a dicision tht they are not together Robert is maintaining military scilence and no matter what this jezzebel and her feam desparately do to clean her name it is not workkng .NOW Rob can see what Kslut is really like she has no class no talent and she helped herself to A MARRIED MAN puting Robs life at risk with her plaque and almost rewning his career as well how low could she go from here we will just have to wait and see, but no matter how this saga turns out Rob has no respect for her now for sure.He will still be polite to her ofcourse he is a gentleman this Kristen is sooo selfish because her bitchy ways are viewed now as a refference to how she was brought up nomoral values what so ever RUN ROBY RUUUUUUUUUN!



  17. 17

    All these getting back together stories are all over the place. Major publicity stunt.



  18. 18

    LOL.

  19. Candy says – reply to this


    19

    Kristen ruined the lives of two young children. She changed the course of their lives forever. She disrespected her employeers, co-workers and boyfriend. People like Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Taylor Lautner etc…May, now, not get sequels to Snow White or a Jacob Black spin off to Twilight because she has caused such a negative feeling around all these projects. To all you Pro Kristen people: Life is not a fairy tale. You have to work hard at relationships. Her selfish "momentary indescretion" shows she has no respect for herself or anyone around her. As for Rupert, he's a dog, but she didn't need to feed him! Respect marriage or don't pretend your in some great love affair.

  20. Mona says – reply to this


    20

    Re: Candy
    Are you for sober or Drunk? Kristen caused the Rosses to break up…really? I guess everything was peachy before he pursued Kristen, NO!!! Did you not hear that Universal was going to do a spin off with the Huntman? Also, Twilight spin off, hahahahahahaha!!! Please stop drinking while typing, words can be dangerous!!!

  21. Candy says – reply to this


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    Perfectly sober, Mona. But nice try. The Snow White sequel has been shelved. Words can be dangerous? Try actions! As for another Twilight sequel-of course another book is coming. A cash cow like that isn't going to end. Summit optioned the rights to make a Jacob/Renesmee movie whether the book is written or not. I did notice a lack of substance in your comment, however. Marriages have ups and downs, but a woman with self worth and integrity does not get with a married man, no matter the state of the marriage. The fact that Kristen says it meant nothing to her just makes it worse. She took out a whole family because she got horny one day? Class act.

  22. KStew Krew says – reply to this


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    Re: Candy – Hate much? Go take yor meds. If you want to accuse someone of hurting those kids then you better redirect your hate for Kristen over to Ruperv…he is responsible for his family, NOT KRISTEN you ass. Thank you so much for your opinions because now we can all model ourselves after your hate and jealousy. You have no faults right?,so you can judge others,especially those you dont know. Lame. As for disrespecting co-workers…????????….seriously? You are delusional. Funny how we haven't heard a word about how they feel…why is that I wonder…because stupid ass they don't give a fuck, it's none of their business. Get it? Prob not. Once a hater ….always a hater.

  23. KStew Krew says – reply to this


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    Re: Thetrue – Absolutely right, Perez is a douche bag gay motherfucker with nothing better to do except put bullshit like this out against Kristen. Hey Perez you will never have Rob so leave Kristen alone.

  24. KStew Krew says – reply to this


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    Re: sisi south africa – Thanks for looking into your crystal ball and letting us all know how this turns out….god I can sleep sooooooo much better now. I heard Rob is in need of someone to polish his halo. Maybe since you are so saintly and without fault he might let you do that for him…..lol!