And don't act like your interest isn't just a little bit piqued!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville is writing a how-to-guide to, drumroll please … dating!
Yes! The reality star that has had sexy-timez in the potty during a party (allegedly) and enjoys finishing what other people start, wants to tell YOU how to score a man!
"I absolutely can't wait to add author to my resume and to share all of my breakup blunders with my faithful supporters, fans, and hopefully the entire world — buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
BG still hasn't named her memoir/guide to awesomeness, and she's letting fans let her choose! Possible titles include:
1. I'd Leave Me Too
2. It's a Breakup… Not Cancer
3. Don't Drink and Tweet . . . and Brandi's Other Breakup Blunders
Send her your vote via your Twitter.
We don't care what the hell it's called — we just know we want a peek inside! Oh, to see some of her juicy advice that only a woman scorned by LeAnn Rimes can share!
Sadly, the publisher hasn't set a release date for this future classic, so we'll all have to wait patiently for her words of wisdom.
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