Anti-Snooki Laws Debated In New Jersey!

Oh, Snooki!
Mother! Reality starlet! Beer-filled stroller pusher! And now namesake for a proposed law against the evils of reality TV!!
Is there any title you cannot earn?
New Jersey legislatures are currently considering a so-called "Snookivile Law," requiring production companies to be liable for costs to the city when their reality shows come in and paint the town red!
Much in the same way a factory that produces waste might pay extra fees to offset damage to the environment, these laws could force reality TV makers to pay out the wazoo for the destruction they might cause to the society around them!
We suppose it's not so unreasonable. We bet more cops are needed Oceanside when Jersey Shore films and that costs more money!
But we doubt every reality TV show eats through a town's resources like moths chewing through old sweaters in your Na-Na's closet!
X Factor never hurt anyone!!
Except for Panda — she did almost die during her audition.
Aww! We hope you're better, gurl!
[Image via Twitter.]
Tags: jersey shore, legal matters, lorenzo, panda, reality television, snooki, snookiville law, tv news, x factor


























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Great idea! You freaking Hollywood bafoons need to learn how to clean up behind yourselves…. Even better, just stay the hell out and keep your talentless hollow ideas to California.
i do HOPE that this little wetback grows up to be retarded…TACO TWAT SNOOKI PUTTAAAAANANNNA
That baby is so tiny. He is going to be very short when he's older.
Re: MARIO THE HOM0 – wow aren't you a jack ass..
Why are they giving this piece of shit and her turd publicity?
I agree that I don't see what X-Factor does to hurt a city or town, but I think that means they won't be liable for anything that they didn't do (can't take blame for anything that doesn't exist, right?). I think this only applies to shows like Jersey Shore, Teen Mom and that sort of thing. Because if you don't do any damage, there's nothing to be responsible and/or pay for. So I agree with the law, I just think it could use a different name.
please go away