The singer, who is pregnant with twins, WILL headline the festival in 2018 -- so at least the BeyHive has that!
In a statement to The Associated Press on Thursday, Bey's Parkwood Entertainment and festival producer Goldenvoice said:
Mother! Reality starlet! Beer-filled stroller pusher! And now namesake for a proposed law against the evils of reality TV!!
Is there any title you cannot earn?
New Jersey legislatures are currently considering a so-called "Snookivile Law," requiring production companies to be liable for costs to the city when their reality shows come in and paint the town red!
Much in the same way a factory that produces waste might pay extra fees to offset damage to the environment, these laws could force reality TV makers to pay out the wazoo for the destruction they might cause to the society around them!
We suppose it's not so unreasonable. We bet more cops are needed Oceanside when Jersey Shore films and that costs more money!
But we doubt every reality TV show eats through a town's resources like moths chewing through old sweaters in your Na-Na's closet!
X Factor never hurt anyone!!
Except for Panda — she did almost die during her audition.
Aww! We hope you're better, gurl!
[Image via Twitter.]