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Oh boy! Here we go again!
What in the world is going on here?? We are seriously scared for her. Someone intervene; do something!!
Cuz eyewitnesses at Soho's Little Cupcake Bakeshop say the actress came in with some bizarre behavior when she she entered the bakery wearing headphones and sunglasses around 9pm Wednesday night.
They say she ordered a Dreaming Princess cupcake and cappuccino with extra sugar… and then proceeded to go into the bathroom, where she stayed for more than thirty minutes!
Many patrons were beginning to worry, including a patron firefighter (hot).
"He knocked on the bathroom door numerous times and called for her. The workers at the bakery even turned down the music to see if they could hear any noise coming from the bathroom. He tried to get her to respond, through the door, for almost 15 minutes. Finally, he called the police and asked if he had their okay to break down the door."
We'd be scared too! Even if she was taking care of bathroom business, a lil' "I'm fine" or "excuse me" would have been the appropriate response. No response will obviously concern a firefighter even more.
But after he asked the cops if it was cool if he broke down the door (thinking she might be unconscious), she apparently came out all nonchalant like and said, "excuse me, I was doing my makeup."
Huh? Couldn't you do that at home???
Spooked out and concerned, one of the bakery's employees then escorted Mz. Bynes out the back door right before 11pm. No word on what the firefighter went on to rescue next, though…
We're scared for her. Really!! She's a beautiful, young woman who should be living her life outside of the courtroom… and store backrooms.
[Image via WENN.]