Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Smoothie Bruno Mars is unleashing his new music beast and it's gonna chomp up allll the eardrums!
Ch-ch-check out the teaser (above) to get a sense of what Bruno's new tune will be like…
We're sure it'll be just as heart melting as his former hits!
Just… hearts dripping everywhere.