It's tooooo big! It's tooooo wide! It's tooooo strong! It won't fiiiiit. It's toooooo much! It's toooooo tough!!
Rob had a big ego. Such a big egoOoOoh!
Oh! Hi there… sorry, we were just karaoke-ing to Beyonce in the spirit of this rumor we just heard.
You see… Robert Pattinson has recently revealed a lil' change in the size of his ego.
"I'm probably more insecure. My ego got smaller. I thought I was pretty cool after the first one. I finished the movie and for the first time, I had some money. The Twilight trailer had come out and got eight million hits so I had all the best parts of being in a big movie."
"I had meetings where people were saying, 'This is the new hot thing, eh?' Everyone gave a sh*t about you, but no-one knew who you were outside of that. So I spent eight months getting wasted with everyone thinking I was great. It was really fun. It was different at the start."
"Now, it's insane. Becoming big now, you became insanely conservative. Terrified about everything. Now I just stay at home."
Break back out of that shell!
You deserve a good time! And as long as you're not hurting anyone, you really don't have to explain yourself to anyone. You're a good guy, Rob. Just be free!
[Image via WENN.]