Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No walk of shame for Simon Cowell's latest lady!
Unlike their last date on which the new and somewhat unlikely couple were spotted making out at a West Hollywood restaurant, there were no witnesses to catch Tuesday night's action.
That's okay though because we have a pretty good idea of what went on…
Get it, Simon! LOLz!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]