Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
No walk of shame for Simon Cowell's latest lady!
Unlike their last date on which the new and somewhat unlikely couple were spotted making out at a West Hollywood restaurant, there were no witnesses to catch Tuesday night's action.
That's okay though because we have a pretty good idea of what went on…
Get it, Simon! LOLz!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]