It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
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Oh jeeze, WHAT an unfortunate metaphor to use!!
But to prove his point, the generally HIGHlarious, philosophical funnyman used the most bizarre comparison!
"I think if you’re a devoted tennis professional and you get married to a crystal meth addict, you might have trouble… I’ve been in a lot of trouble."
Ummm… what silliness is this?!
The reason this comparison is SO strange is that Russell IS known to have had issues with drugs in the past, and is thankfully now sober, but the 'tennis pro' comes totally out of left field. Or side court.
Hoh man, now WE'RE mixing metaphors! Curse you Russell Brand!!
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