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Bear Grylls' Survival Academy: Now Anyone Can Devour Raw Goat Gonads!

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We're on the fence!

On the one hand, Bear Grylls is oh-so-manly — we'd love for him to teach us things in the wilderness that might put hair on our chest!

On the other hand, we have NO desire to wear a scarf we made from camel intestines! Ever!

The Man vs. Wild star is pulling asses off couches this November and offering his fans an opportunity to learn from the master — and we don't mean Philip Seymour Hoffman!

At Bear Grylls Survival Academy in Scotland, would-be outdoorsmen (and women!) spend a few days learning survival skills before suddenly being thrust into the wild for a 36 hour, no holds barred adventure!

And you get a cool commemorative knife, too!

All this for the modest price of £2,999 — which we think converts to like $28 dollars, LOLz!!

For those of you on a No-Fly List, Bear will open additional academies in South Africa and the U.S. in 2013!

Ch-ch-check out his exciting promo vid (below!)…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

[Image via WENN.]

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8 comments to “Bear Grylls' Survival Academy: Now Anyone Can Devour Raw Goat Gonads!”

  1. angie says – reply to this


    1

    you sound so ignorant…..The GBP is a lot more than the USD. As you likely don't know based on the above, GBP = Great Britain Pound & USD = United States Dollar

  2. rachel says – reply to this


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    LOLz £2,999 = $28
    who is writing this shit??

  3. om says – reply to this


    3

    28 dollars compared to 2,999 pounds? That math is WRONG.



  4. 4

    Hmm dumb conversion joke aside (its more like $4,500+) The Queen is NOT reffered to as 'mum'! You mean 'Ma'am'

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    5

    Go to oanda.com or xe.com - of course you will not get that rate unless you trade in high volumes, but ATMs give the next best rate.

  6. cat says – reply to this


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    Haha, yeah try more like $5000… the dollar isn't worth much! Not surprised, you are American… anything to do with the rest of the world was never a strong point eh? *sigh* so ignorant - for a supposed journalist - you'd think you could work that easy one out. You should get out the bubble - try travelling,

  7. KOOKY QUEEN says – reply to this


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    OH , BEAR ….

    ALOT OF THE THINGS YOU EAT REMIND ME OF MANY OF MY FAMILY MEMBER , YOU KNOW ..

    PLEASE DON'T MISTAKE4 CHARLES FOR A CREEPY CRAWLER , DEAR …



  8. 8

    He's such a fake and aging bad. I'd rather take a course from Les Stroud at least he's authentic.