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With Kim Kardashian taking control of the boat during the Miami Dragon Boat Festival, momager Kris Jenner whips her head and says ____________!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
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she says : "you better not get pregnaint or your fat ass will get us drowned in more ways than one"
"wow! i haven't seen Kim in this much clothing since 2005!"
…."I saw Perez Hilton drooling over Justin Bieber's picture. Do you think his Momma knows he's a pedophile?"
"You hold that long, black oar like you have a history with it. When we get back to your hotel room, I want you to make a sex tape with it. My usual 15% fee, of course Try to show more life than the oar this time."
Kim "Are the CAMERAS ROLLING…..GOD those Americans who watch my show ARE STUPID!".
Kim "I don't feel very good around all these WHITE PEOPLE…"
Re: PM2901 – haha! Love it!
"is that Elin??"
"The check cleared already, right?"
"Everytime I look at you, you have a pole in your hands…"
"Ready to shoot another sex tape?"
They are paying you to row…right?!
"I don't know why you bothered putting on a life-vest when you're sitting on a built-in flotation device."
"Do you think our dumb fans know that this is actually a photo-op in our bathtub in Calabasas?"
"Uh oh, it looks like Honey Boo Boo Child is gaining on us!"
"Do you think Bruce f*cked the maid, cuz your boy behind me looks a lot like him."
Kim "Why do we have LIFE VESTS on when the water level in this Man-Made-Hollywood-Set is two-feet deep?"
Kris "Kim Sweetie, Americans will believe ANYTHING…Keep on pretending to ROW…"
I hope the weight of your big ass and my new boob job don't sink this boat
Abandon ship! Kim just farted.
"Smile, Kim the cameras are rolling."
"You shouldn't be mad at me; you should be thanking me. Your mother could've been Kathy Hilton. Now row!"
Who Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It smells like dead fish!!!! Every since you got with Kanye your flow is so much heavier now!!!!
DAMMIT Kim - the camera is back there! Turn this bitch around NOW!
"Does your ass hurt?"
"Suck in your Tummy"
Kris says I had another affair, I wonder if my husband knows.
Kris: I haven't seen this much se(a)men around Kim since I don't know when…
Kim: I think you said the last time was when you washed my sheets.
if you have a wardrobe malfunction (wink wink) you'll be all over the news
"Swim faster, Bruce!"
take off your life jacket! who cares if you fall out, the world has got to see more of your boobs!
HO-in', HO-in', HO-in' on the river!
Re: PM2901 – lol!
"Don't worry people..if the boat sink..grab on Kim… her ass is big enough to save us all"
"Let's go ahead and sink this boat and we shall go down with the ship. It is what the world wants."
"Kim, show them your vagina and pretend like it's an accident! Then cry!"
I wonder How much money we can get paid for this appearance???
Which way do I look for the cameras? Such a media whore..
" Get to work B1tches… you know i want my 10%"
PUT YOUR ASS INTO IT,KIMMIE!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS BRUCE DOING WITH ANGIE EVERHART?!
..ooo…this is perfect !…now, drift on over to the bermuda triangle !…..<'{{{{{{{{><
Kris the momager says "How the heck did a KimYe game end up on the App Store".
if we go over, im counting on ur ass to keep us afloat….literally
glad u feel safe i don't !!!!!!!!!
Kim, there's a camera, quick spread your legs wide and give them the money shot!
I don't see Bruce in that boat. I'm guessing she got stuck in the boat with the person always picked last…Kris!