Oh Bajeezus, this W Hotel curfuffle just keeps getting weirder!
But who is this supposed assailant?! We already knew he was a
starf*cker one who loves to canoodle with celebs, and that his aunt is a writer for Chelsea Lately, but did you know he's also a staffer for Illinois' Congressman Shimkus?!
And while initially LaBella was charged with misdemeanor assault, all charges against him have been dropped as Linds refused medical attention and didn't seem to be physically hurt.
"Lindsay was clearly assaulted, and I think there needs to be a consequence for that."
Obviously, LaBella's camp is claiming no fault, and his uncle Peter Jessop has expressed:
"It’s shameful that a celebrity with a personal publicist can persecute a nice guy like Christian. He’s a decent kid who met her at a nightclub and she invited him back to her hotel room with other people, and now she’s using her celebrity to launch a full-scale witch hunt against him just to be relevant again."
Apparently both Linds and LaBella also filed harassment complaints against each other, but neither claims will result in police action.
After this whole nastay mess, Lindsay reportedly returned to her family's home in Long Island, where she supposedly suffered an asthma attack!
While we're sure there is more to the story than either party is letting on, why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted? Something is not adding up here…
But, we're sure it'll all reveal itself sooner or later!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]