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Lindsay Lohan Choked By Congressional Staffer?! Hides Away In Long Island Home!

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Oh Bajeezus, this W Hotel curfuffle just keeps getting weirder!

Early Sunday morning, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly choked and scratched by 25 year old Christian LaBella after trying to delete footage of herself from his cell phone.

But who is this supposed assailant?! We already knew he was a starf*cker one who loves to canoodle with celebs, and that his aunt is a writer for Chelsea Lately, but did you know he's also a staffer for Illinois' Congressman Shimkus?!

And while initially LaBella was charged with misdemeanor assault, all charges against him have been dropped as Linds refused medical attention and didn't seem to be physically hurt.

Lilo's rep Steve Honig states:

"Lindsay was clearly assaulted, and I think there needs to be a consequence for that."

Obviously, LaBella's camp is claiming no fault, and his uncle Peter Jessop has expressed:

"It’s shameful that a celebrity with a personal publicist can persecute a nice guy like Christian. He’s a decent kid who met her at a nightclub and she invited him back to her hotel room with other people, and now she’s using her celebrity to launch a full-scale witch hunt against him just to be relevant again."


Apparently both Linds and LaBella also filed harassment complaints against each other, but neither claims will result in police action.

After this whole nastay mess, Lindsay reportedly returned to her family's home in Long Island, where she supposedly suffered an asthma attack!

Super lame!

While we're sure there is more to the story than either party is letting on, why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted? Something is not adding up here…

But, we're sure it'll all reveal itself sooner or later!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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19 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Choked By Congressional Staffer?! Hides Away In Long Island Home!”

  1. 1

    Why? Because she is a liar desperate for attention and probably wants to cover up whatever she was really doing. She didn't get her way or the sympathy she wanted and so now she's having an 'asthma' attack. Being a Congressional staffer has nothing to do with it. I can't believe he was dumb enough to hang around her. Hopefully he learned a lesson about associating with the likes of her.

  2. Huh says – reply to this


    "why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted?" I'm sorry what? All she and her family seems to do is lie. She is irrelevant, tired of hearing what mess/lie shes plugging this week, wish she would retire somewhere with no cameras, stay quiet and sort her head out.

  3. 3

    What if he got photos of her doing drugs? Would that be a parole violation? If so, no wonder she freaked.

  4. KelRy23 says – reply to this


    If Lindsay's past incidents are anything like this one, we all know she is LYING. Addicts tend to always lie, and become so convinced that their lies are the truth. The girl never takes ownership for ANYTHING. She probably got caught doing coke again, and freaked out. She needs to get help, and to go away for a long time. She is a mess, and sadly this is one person I am not rooting for. Past celebrities that have battled addiction, have been honest about their struggles and got the help needed, which is why certain people like Robert Downey Jr are successful, he owned up to his crap, Lindsay has not and probably never will.

  5. 5

    She's a compulsive liar, that's why.

  6. 6

    Re: KelRy23 – I agree!

  7. 7

    You failed to mention that there is no physical proof that she was chocked. If someone tries to choke you, there is always plenty of bruising. All she ended up with were a couple scratches from where he tried to get his phone back. You also failed to mention that he looked worse than she did and that he and several other people there indicated that Lindsay was indeed the aggressor, that he was defending himself. She has a habit of going off on people and starting fights, so who do you believe? She's exhibiting typical addict behavior. Maybe he shouldn't have taken pictures of her, but come one. When people are out partying, they take a bunch of photos. That's just what they do. Besides, there are always people in her "posse" taking photos. You don't attack someone over that. He more than likely got photos of her doing something illegal. Highly unlikely her asthma attack (what, no walking pneumonia this time???) was triggered by that. It would have been triggered by all her chain smoking and alleged drug use that was going on. Why would she lie about being assaulted? To cover up what she was really doing that night and to try to hide the fact that she is the one who attacked him. She claimed he attacked her, before he could file charges against her.

  8. 8

    I actually believe her…

  9. 9

    OMG PEREZ: "why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted?" BECAUSE SHE IS A LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! LMAO…… seriously Perez…

  10. 10

    Re: ickynicky – NICE SAY IT. I wish they can fine her to pull the fire alarm in the hotel and make Police and pple waste their time on Her and her Bullshit!

  11. 11

    From the sounds of it, they're both accusing each other of starting it and there's not enough proof one way or another of who attacked who first. If she was really choked it clearly wasn't that bad if she had no injuries so…it's all "he said, she said". I have a feeling he got pictures of her doing something she shouldn't be, so she wanted them to delete them as she knows she's on her last chance. He refused and a fight followed.

  12. 12

    Hum… the congressman talked to the police and the police followed orders: drop the charges or else!

  13. 13

    Lindsay ALWAYS starts witchhunts against people in order to cover up. She's a known liar and obviously the police had no proof that the guy did anything to her. I think it's disgusting and I hope the guy is going to sue her for this. Why would she lie? The better, rhetorical question would have been, when doesn't she lie?

  14. 14

    Lindsey, take your money and go on a white water rafting trip, or a beach in the f*cking pacific. Why do you go clubbing you stupid dumb a$$. You get in trouble every time. Some people never learn. Lindsey is a good example of never learning. About the dumbest person hollywood has produced. So over this convict.

  15. 15

    Re: Huh – I'm thinking he may have got a pic of her pouring a drink or doing a line.

  16. 16

    The complait was dismissed becuse there was no evidence. This lying piece of garbage is just trying to keep her name in public until her latest bomb movie comes out.

  17. KelRy23 says – reply to this


    Re: michellt

    I couldn't agree with you more, she will never get the hint! Until she takes ownership (which I doubt she ever will) she will continue spiraling down.

  18. ADad says – reply to this


    Re: overthere – please. A congressman from central illinois is going to have ANY pull with the NYPD? The poor kid has probably lost his job because he got mixed up with a sociopathic compulsive liar.

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: overthere – You don't know that. There were other witnesses present, and the truth consistently came out.