The friend confided to People Magazine:
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Sweet, sweet singing Swifty!
Sometimes we feel your splendid heart is victim to more foot traffic than The Brady Bunch's doormat!
That's why we're sooooo elated you've decided to Begin Again!
And in Paris!! With the most handsome of men!
Taylor Swift filmed scenes for her new video today and — ooh-laa-laa! — our pop-country princess drifting dangerously close to this mystery hunk's
foot long 0.3048 meter baguette?!
Hot on the heels of We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, her new single is already charting on iTunes!
While we're sure that yummy dude would say "Oui, oui!" to the idea of TayTay touching his wee-wee, we doubt Conor Kennedy would be happy with his best galpal handling another man's French dip!!
Then again, we haven't spotted the two of them hangin' much lately…
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