This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
ZOMG we adore Auntie Heather!
WELP it's true, and obviously people are clawing over themselves to get her take on the W Hotel shiznit which occurred between Lilo and Republican congressional staffer Christian LaBella in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
Here's what Mz. McDonald has to say about her seemingly estranged nephew:
"Yes, he [Christian LaBella] is my nephew but I haven't talked to him in quite a while. He lives on the East Coast. I actually have no scoop, but nothing good comes after 2 a.m. I was happy to hear the charges were dropped."
So basically, if we were to read between the lines here, Heather couldn't give two sh*ts about what happened in that hotel room, and neither should you!
BUT we just can't help being ever so curious about the circumstances surrounding the whole cell phone snatching, choking and scratching mess!
Ooo we do love ourselves a steaming pile of scandal!